Just woke up to my RA screaming “TORNADO! EVERYBODY DOWNSTAIRS! TORNADO!” and now I’m exhausted, barely coherent and stuck in a narrow hallway with all the inhabitants of my building.


How to Write a Paper, with Mallory:

Step 1. Wait until the night before it’s due.
Step 2. Eat too much junk food while writing.
Step 3. Take a ridiculously long break after every page.
Step 4. See a 101 Dalmatians shot on tumblr, get distracted and somehow find yourself singing along to a Youtube video of “Everybody Wants to Be a Cat.”
Step 5. Tumble about it.